Cuba Gooding Jr. Crashed New York Fashion Week Party

September 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Notorious skirt-flipper Cuba Gooding Jr. is up to his old partying ways again. This week, Cuba crashed a party during New York Fashion Week on Wednesday night with a wingman/assistant/procurer in tow, reportedly with the express purpose of pulling some wool. Several party goers spied Cuba at the party and watched in horror as he strode into the room and screamed “Show me the poonanny!”. Ok, so maybe it didn’t go down quite like that. It was actually worse.

Sources gave Page Six the scoop on Cuba’s night at makeup artist Pat McGrath’s voguing dance-off party, the Mothership Ball.

Spies saw the star – who we once reported was at a party introducing himself to women as “Dick McWilly” – arrive on Wednesday with a pal. Sources tell us he was not invited. Rocking a man bun, Gooding stood on a chair in a corner to see all the eye-popping action at the venue. With Gooding was a perky young man who kept an eye out for eligible ladies.

A. Man. Bun. A MAN BUN, people! I mean “Dick McWilly” is enough in and of itself to turn this seemingly harmless anecdote into a gut-wrenching saga of a man’s downward spiral from well-respected Oscar winning actor and family man to sweaty, pervy lothario. But a MAN BUN?!?! I have scoured the internet for recent pictures of Cuba, and in none of them is his hair long enough to pull this off, not by a mile. Only this one where it looks like he has a tiny little dook on top of his head.

Clearly I’m fixated on the man bun, but there is more to the story. Apparently his assistant spent the evening fetching Cuba drinks and bringing ladies over to meet him. There were a lot of drag performers at the club, but Cuba’s scout allegedly assured him “The good thing is, I can tell you if it’s a man or a woman.” Sadly, none of the ladies seemed to catch Cuba’s interest but all was not lost.

Either way, fun-loving Gooding “did seem to be having a blast. He was touching someone’s feathers and was really into a patent leather, Maleficent-style look.”

I guess if you’re going to crash a party, crash one where Naomi Campbell and Brienne of Tarth are judging the dance competition.

Cuba’s been divorced since January, and Page Six says he recently split from his girlfriend “amid cheating allegations.” So my advice to the world is watch yourselves, the Juice is loose!

Pic: Wenn.com

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