Open Post: Hosted By Emma Stone Serving ’80s Sex On A High-Waisted Platter
From the gold of OSCAR to the gold acrylic of a good Party City wig, Emma Stone really leaves no stone (hehe!) unturned. The Daily Mail spotted Emma Thursday on the set of Maniac, her upcoming Netflix series with Jonah Hill. And now I get why execs there have been quick to cancel a bunch of shows. They had to find the cash to pay for Emma’s wardrobe budget! Thank GAWD.
Emma Stone gravando Maniac hoje (24) com Jonah Hill em Long Island, NY! ? #EmmaStone pic.twitter.com/ALdGlqE2Hu
— Emma Stone Brasil (@StoneBRcom) August 24, 2017
Who needs Naomi Watts as a nympho therapist when you can have Emma serving us the lewk of a mom, standing outside the Pizza Hut, ready to go flat out HAM on her son with her pocketbook if he doesn’t get his ass out here right neee-ow and into the Chrysler Woody Wagon.
People nabbed a few shots of the incredibly shrinking Jonah, who previously co-starred with Emma in Superbad, and was also on hand to film on the set outside a DMV:
Mullets and Acid-Washed Jeans! Emma Stone and Slimmed-Down Jonah Hill Go 80's Retro on Set of Maniac https://t.co/30daga0AkR
— People (@people) August 25, 2017
Ah, fack, now her pissed-off demeanor makes sense. The ’80s were the pre-appointment days at the DMV. You had to bring a picnic and water for three weeks, because you didn’t know if you were going to take your permit test any sooner than the following Wednesday. The show apparently revolves around the two as patients in an institution who live out fantasies in their dreams, and is based off a Norwegian series. I had to just pinch my claw to make sure I was awake, because a floral print cami, high-waisted jeans, and velcro Reebok sneaks are MY dreams!