Night Crumbs
Celine Dion was in Montreal, Quebec for the launch of her handbag line, and she gave everyone a lil’ taste of the greatest voice in the world by busting out an a cappella version of “Diamonds” by Rihanna. I would have thought she’d gone with something a little more groovy, considering she’s dressed like an off-brand Daphne from Scooby-Doo – Lainey Gossip
Louise Linton’s Instagram tackiness continues to bite her in the ass – Celebitchy
Kendall Jenner did a commercial for La Perla. Oh boy, wait until La Perla discovers they could have gotten the exact same commercial for a fraction of the price by purchasing a blank-faced mannequin from a department store – Drunken Stepfather
Teresa Giudice says she’s not getting divorced from Juicy Joe,. That’s right Teresa, hold out for at least a couple post-prison TV specials first – Reality Tea
Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini so often, I’m starting to think she’s a Tobias Fünke-style never-nude who always wears a bikini under all her clothes – Hollywood Tuna
Well what do you know, here she goes, proving me totally wrong! – The Nip Slip
Gwyneth Paltrow probably looked at this $450 gold pineapple side table and thought, “That’s cute, it would be the perfect serving tray for the $1,037 organic pineapple covered in 24k gold flakes that I plan on eating when I get home” – Pajiba
Tori Amos has released some new music. She must not have gotten the memo that only Taylor Swift is to be releasing new music this month? – Towleroad
Ew, Matt Lauer, save your adult baby fetish for after the show! – SOW
I hate to break it to Megan Fox, but you haven’t officially modeled lingerie for Frederick’s of Hollywood until you’ve put on a trashy crotchless polyester lace body stocking – Popoholic
Those “Louis C.K. is a perv” rumors are back again… – Starcasm
Alexandra Daddario and Kate Upton at the premiere of The Layover sort of look like two goth girls who scammed their way into a beauty pageant – IDLYITW
Amy Schumer wants you to know she didn’t get the same amount of money as Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock, just that she asked Netflix for more than what she had originally been paid – Jezebel
To be fair, she is dressed like someone auditioning for, and failing to book, a Kanye West fashion show – Boy Culture
EXTREMELY HARD PASS – Popsugar
Jaden Smith, I’m sorry to tell you but Kris Kross did it/will always do it better – Just Jared
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