Night Crumbs
The New York Times published an article about Elizabeth Olsen, who made ravioli during their interview, and the NYT made sure to mention she “fed herself.” As opposed to? On second thought, I shouldn’t say that. Her sisters totally look like the type who gain nourishment by employing a team of assistants to hand-feed them one morsel of sustenance at a time – Lainey Gossip
A-Rod says that JLo is a better athlete than him. He probably can’t figure that one out. “What’s your secret? Anadrol? Oxandrin? Dianabol? Winstrol?” – Celebitchy
Vanessa Hudgens imitates a dog (no, really) – Drunken Stepfather
I’m sure no one at Bravo has a problem with Shannon Beador refusing to speak to Vicki Gunvalson on RHOC; after all, dirty looks are the preferred form of communication – Reality Tea
Kylie Jenner continues to transform into a sleazy lingerie store mannequin before our eyes – The Nip Slip
Here’s the SkarsgĂ„rds ranked in order of hotness, and of course Alexander got the number one spot (it’s never hot papa Stellan) – Pajiba
Halsey did a topless n’ edgy photoshoot for Flaunt magazine – Hollywood Tuna
Bella Thorne looks like she didn’t have time to clean up after a sloppy back-alley encounter with a unicorn, which was probably the look she was going for – Popoholic
The good news: Connie Britton is coming back to TV. The bad news: it’s not as Tami Taylor for a delayed Friday Night Lights spin-off called Hey Y’all – Jezebel
A creature of Lisa Frank’s imagination is real, and it lives in Louisiana – Towleroad
Dustin Lance Black and Tom Daley released a video of their wedding, and there’s not nearly enough footage of drunk people dancing – Boy Culture
A stuntwoman was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident during the filming of Deadpool 2 – Just Jared
A maybe-engaged Meghan Markle has already gotten the stamp of approval from Prince Harry’s cousin’s husband – Popsugar
Film and television actor Joe Bologna has died – SOW
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