Open Post: Hosted By Channing Tatum’s Gas Station Groove

August 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Channing Tatum’s been eschewing boring old press junkets in favor of a cross country promotional tour for his upcoming NASCAR themed heist movie, Logan Lucky. Channing and crew have been popping up in places where regular Americans go with their own MAGA (Make American Grind Again) campaign and chopping it up with the locals.

People reports:

The Magic Mike star, 37, busted out his vaunted dance moves alongside a gas station attendant named Beatrice in Statesville, North Carolina, on Tuesday. The entire six-minute dance session inside the Sunoco station was streamed live from the actor’s Facebook.

In the video below, Channing chats with a Sunco cashier named Beatrice, or auntie Bea as I will call her. Auntie Bea totally steals the show. After telling one of the crew members he can get lost so she can rub up on Channing, she invites herself on the trip and then shows him up on the dance floor of the service station. All while ringing up fools and doing her job flawlessly! Poor Channing simply cannot compete with auntie’s Bea’s moves, charisma or charm. And she wears that poor boy out!

I don’t know why Channing would even try to pull some Magic Mike original recipe BS in a convenience store, when Joe Mongiello’s fine ass already did it to exquisite perfection in Magic Mike XXL. I don’t hate Channing, but I really have a hard time with his potato face and those poopy diaper lookin’ sweatpants he’s always wearing. At least he knows when to take a backseat when a real star is on screen. All hail auntie Bea!

Pic: Facebook

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