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Prince Harry is celebrating Meghan Markle’s 36th birthday with a trip to Africa, the first part of which will be spent on a $1300-a-day houseboat. I don’t care how much money he throws at that trip; a birthday isn’t a birthday until you’ve embarrassed your girlfriend by having the staff of a chain restaurant sing Happy Birthday over a $5.99 slice of cake with a single cheap candle stuck in it – Lainey Gossip
People aren’t happy that The Bachelorette picked the one scruffy brunette dude over the other scruffy brunette dude – Jezebel
A Real Housewife getting married for a storyline? Never! – Reality Tea
Idris Elba couldn’t save The Dark Tower from bad reviews – Celebitchy
What in the hell did Aubrey O’Day do to her face to make it look like an off-brand Julianne Hough mask? – Drunken Stepfather
I think Tara Reid’s dress might actually just be the leg of a pair of spooky bat-print Halloween tights – Popoholic
Apparently part of Kit Harington’s Game of Thrones wardrobe is House of IKEA couture – Pajiba
One Million Moms has a problem with the Disney Channel show Doc McStuffins, and it’s not because they’re questioning her medical credentials – Towleroad
Elizabeth Hurley is still living that Insta-cougar THOT life – Hollywood Tuna
And here’s a hot, harry tattooed hunk – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Chris Brown commented on one of Rihanna’s Crop Over pics, and the internet wasn’t having it – IDLYITW
Cate Blanchett’s Lucille Ball biopic is in the works at Amazon, and her Desi might be Javier Bardem – Popsugar
It took me a shamefully long time to figure out which were the wax figures – SOW
Broadway legend Barbara Cook has passed away at the age of 89 – Boy Culture
Meanwhile, the country music world mourns the loss of Glen Campbell, who has died at 81 after a battle with Alzheimer’s – Just Jared
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