Poor Chloe Grace Moretz has been through some shit. She dated Brooklyn Beckham, which must have meant mucho time at Victoria Beckham and that soccer player’s house running hours upon hours of vocal exercises to keep the Posh Voice Box in check… you know, to make sure she says “mAyjAh” with just the right inflection. You didn’t think I meant singing, did you?! Hahahaha, you’re so nice, dear reader. She also got dragged by Kim Kardashian for basically saying Kim should spend more time teaching girls a viable future is through math classes and not hawking nude selfies and eyelash extensions through Instagram or Snapchat or however the fuck it is a Kardashian makes a koin.
Variety sat down with Chloe with a C to talk about being a powerful member of young Hollywood, and she opened up about getting fat shamed when she was just 15. She was on a set with a dude roughly ten years older than her. Even though he was acting like, well, I’d go for some “that mean poopy pants is mentally younger than her!” type response, but, men are fucking awful at any age. Chloe summed it up:
“I went bawling to my brother and he was like, ‘What happened?’ And I was like, ‘He told me I was too big.’ And my brother was like, ‘What just happened?’ My brother was so angry. I had to pick it up and go back on set and pretend he was a love interest, and it was really hard…It just makes you realize that there are some really bad people out there and for some reason, he felt the need to say that to me.”
Sister don’t need that mister and all that jazz, but, Chlo girl! Who was he?! She wouldn’t give details, but I spent an inordinate amount of time on her Wikipedia filmography, and I think I know who. She was in Muppets Most Wanted around the age of 15, and I hear Fozzie Bear can be a real asshole. She also was in Dark Shadows, and I’m really hoping she just lied about the dude who is ten years older clue to throw us. You know Michelle Pheiffer throwing size shade while wearing her Pink Ladies jacket from Grease 2 is a gay man’s wet dream!!!!