Night Crumbs
Since Ben Affleck is off hitting up liquor stores with his new girlfriend, Jennifer Garner recently had to call in his mom Chris as a sub for their regularly scheduled happy family pap stroll. Chris is a natural. She can walk and side-hug at the same time! She can even do that thing where it looks like she’s actually laughing. Jen, keep Granny Chris around; she’s very on-brand – Lainey Gossip
Kate Hudson is back in a wig (and a truly tragic mall outfit) after shaving her head – Celebitchy
Aw, look at Kim Kardashian, getting her family a little publicity four days before Kylie’s stupid reality show premieres – Drunken Stepfather
Ramona Singer kind of looks like an off-brand Kathie Lee Gifford here, which might be the nicest thing I could say about Ramona Singer – Reality Tea
Olivia Munn’s face is doing that thing again where you’re not sure if it’s the filter or the potatoes – Popoholic
Apparently the place to be if you’re a gay dolphin is off the coast of Australia (that news really only applies to our gay dolphin readers) – Towleroad
Selena Gomez is still very into that grimy 90s Polariod aesthetic – Hollywood Tuna
I’ll always give credit where credit’s due: Jeremy Renner is working the hell out of that busted blue wig – Just Jared
In “not shocking” news: Fun Mom Dinner might be really bad – Pajiba
Point Break got an honest trailer – OMG Blog
The Black-ish spin-off that was formerly called College-ish is now called Grown-ish – Jezebel
Get your homemade dumpster rainbow acid trip concert couture ready, Kesha is going on tour – Boy Culture
Todrick Hall did a mash-up of 90s hits. He lost me at Smash Mouth, but he got me back on board with a talent show-level cover of My Heart Will Go On – SOW
Patti Smith wrote some really nice things about the late Sam Shepard – Popsugar
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