Night Crumbs

July 19, 2017 / Posted by: Allison

Charlize Theron admitted on Howard Stern today that she had recently been on a date with a dude who “really impressed” her. How? I bet his skills included picking up the check and whispering “I don’t like Tom Hardy either” – Lainey Gossip

Vicki Gunvalson literally needs to get a dictionary and look up the definition of “literally” – Reality Tea

Maybe it’s Photoshop, maybe it’s sorcery, but Gal Gadot from eight years ago pretty much looks like Gal Gadot now – Hollywood Tuna

I’m sorry Jennifer Aniston’s nipples, but I’m more interested in why Justin Theroux is dressed like a hipster gas station attendant – Drunken Stepfather

Chris Christie caught a foul ball at a Mets game and with it came an eruption of boos – Towleroad

Some moms on the internet got really outraged over a picture of Pink cooking with her kids – Celebitchy

Taylor Swift is totally going to print out this picture of sad Katy Perry, frame it, and hang it in her war room – Popoholic

Sure, Ed Sheeran, sure – Just Jared

Oh, I think I solved it: it’s a trick question and they’re both fake, right? – Popsugar

Heidi Klum got naked a lot for her new photo book – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

Sir Patrick Stewart really, really wanted to be the voice of poo in The Emoji Movie – SOW

Dudes in tank tops and a A+ “tank” pun; something for everyone, really! – Boy Culture

Stop downloading leaked versions of Lana Del Rey’s new album before her anger skyrockets from melancholy to malaise – Jezebel

Everything we know about that terrifying Tyrannosaurus rex chase scene from Jurassic Park might be a lie (well, everything besides Jeff Goldblum = very sexy) – Pajiba

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