Night Crumbs
Guy Ritchie’s live-action Aladdin reportedly can’t find its Aladdin. They’ve passed on Dev Patel and Riz Ahmed in favor of an unknown, but that unknown is proving to be elusive. Uh, duh – just rub the lamp and wish for one. They have a real genie, right? – Lainey Gossip
In this picture it looks like Andy Cohen is either really tiny or the cast of Southern Charm chugs juleps laced with HGH – Reality Tea
Only Celine Dion could pull off an avant-garde Road to Avonlea outfit – Celebitchy
Someone made a video game about public bathroom cruising, and by the look of it, the cruising takes place in The Wizarding World of Harry Potter – Towleroad
Ashley Tisdale was at the beach, in case you were wondering – Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry was at the beach too, in case you wondering about that as well – Popsugar
Jessica Simpson celebrated her 37th birthday by sunning her tuna buns on a pool floatie – IDLYITW
I’ll give Suki Waterhouse a pass on that early-2000s trucker hat, but she gets no forgiveness if she shows up to her next interview in a Jesus is My Homeboy shirt – Popoholic
Pop Quiz: is this Miley Cyrus or the Tinder profile picture of a girl whose claim to fame is getting kicked out of Walmart for stealing flip-flops? – Hollywood Tuna
19-year-old Paris Jackson denied the 38-year-old holding her hand in these pics is her boyfriend. Being her boyfriend is literally the least-creepy reason for why a 38-year-old man is holding her hand – Just Jared
The trailer for HBO’s The Deuce is out – OMG Blog
A sequel to The L Word is happening. Shane is back, but no word if they’re also bringing back her gorgeously skanky wardrobe – Jezebel
“Honey, it’s mom. You couldn’t have picked a white shirt instead? We really could have used the distraction this week” – The Nip Slip
Face/Off almost starred Nicolas Cage opposite Johnny Depp – Pajiba
Steve Whitmore, the voice of Kermit the Frog since 1990, is retiring. 27 years! I tried to do Kermit just now and my voice retired on me after 27 seconds – SOW
Pics: Wenn.com