Night Crumbs

June 26, 2017 / Posted by:

While looking like the LSD baby of Tank Girl and Xuxa circa the 1980s, Katy Perry apparently held hands with Chris Martin at Glastonbury over the weekend. Orlando Bloom to Chris Martin? Okay, but Katy and Chris make sense as a couple to me and mostly because they both dress like rejected children’s show hosts from the 90s  – Lainey Gossip

Heidi Klum’s man, who must have a 10″ inch dick that jizzes diamonds, denies that he cheated on her – Celebitchy

Why did I think this was a SANS FARDS and younger Dorinda Medley for a quick millisecond? – Drunken Stepfather

Kenya Moore is still milking every last possible drop of attention out of her mystery wedding – Reality Tea

I don’t know what’s weirder: the fact that another Pitch Perfect was made or the fact that I laughed a few times during the trailer? – Pajiba

Minka Kelly and her hard nips took her dog for a walk – The Nip Slip 

I won’t be impressed until a greased-up Justin Trudeau marches in Toronto’s Pride Parade while wearing nothing but a Babadook thong – Towleroad

Alexandra Daddario is on the cover of GQ looking like she’s slowly pissing in the pool and hoping nobody notices – Hollywood Tuna 

Lily Collins’ exquisite eyebrows are modeling harder than she is – Popoholic

And yet I’d still rather sit through 1984 than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on Broadway – Jezebel

Penn Badgley and Domino Kirke got married again for the people who missed it the first time – Popsugar

Are they laughing at his man bun or him getting blown? – SOW

And now let’s end this gross Monday with Charlie Hunnam working a pair of pajama bottoms while getting the trash can – Just Jared


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