Night Crumbs

It’s called fashion. Look it up! And when you do, you’ll see this picture of Celine Dion in Paris looking like she was wearing one of Mr. Furley’s suits when Mrs. Roper wet queefed all over – Lainey Gossip 

Candice Swanepoel was at the Tonys for some reason. Candice was probably there because she’s replacing Bette Midler in Hello, Dolly! That would make sense – Drunken Stepfather 

I never ever thought I’d type “The Slow One” and “perky” in the same sentence but here’s The Slow One’s perky nips in Miami – The Nip Slip 

Elon Musk and Amber Heard are getting serious and he’s really “fascinated” (read: coochmatized, probably) with her. Well, hopefully if things get to the marriage stage, Elon will stay so damn fascinated that he’ll forgot about something called a prenup – Celebitchy

Certified STUNT QUEEN Kenya Moore may have gotten married, but I won’t believe it until I see the notarized marriage license and the six-part Bravo special about her wedding – Reality Tea

Here’s the first scene from the movie that pissed some people off because Matt Boner plays a trans woman in it – Towleroad

If Awkward and Ambien choreographed a dance together, it would look like whatever Emily RideAJetSki is doing with her body – Hollywood Tuna

Hailey Baldwin becoming a working model is going to go down as one of the biggest mysteries in history – Popoholic

Natasha Lyonne almost had a Netflix orgy – Pajiba

Panty Creamer of the Day: Jason Momoa proving that he can still be a Panty Creamer of the Day while wearing flip flops with jeans – Popsugar

Niecy Nash and man ass? I need to start watching Claws – OMG Blog

Brad Pitt “did the weather” again – Popsugar

Three nerd things: They’re making another X-Men movie. Jessica Chastain is probably going to play a villain it. And prepare to hear Jennifer Lawrence trash that shit some more, because she’s already signed onto it – Just Jared

Actress, muse and the glamorous blueprint for Sienna Miller’s style, Anita Pallenberg, has died – Boy Culture

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