Night Crumbs

June 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Demi Moore says that stress caused her to lose her front teeth and look all hillbilly-like. So by “stress” I’m guessing she means that she’s a grinder. Or she got so stressed out she hit the meth pipe. Or thinking about the time she was married to Ashton Kutcher stressed her out and she slapped herself for making that decision, which cracked her veneers – SOW

Someone at The Beguiled premiere should’ve handed Nicole Kidman a pair of scissors so she could’ve cut off those ugly sleeves and the fried ends of her mane – Lainey Gossip 

Elle Macpherson is single and on to the next billionaire piece – Celebitchy

I see that Donna D’Errico’s titty painter went wild with the bronzer spray gun – Drunken Stepfather

Phaedra Parks may go back to Real Housewives of Atlanta for one last scene – Reality Tea 

Stephen Colbert got on Oliver Stone for being the Sean Penn to Putin’s El ChapoJezebel

Behold, Alison Brie in GLOW glamour! – Hollywood Tuna

Colton Haynes says Hollywood forced him into the closet and immediately gave him a business card for Beards ‘R Us – Towleroad

Lori Bakker is an entertaining mess but she’s no Jan CrouchOMG Blog

Emily RideAJetSki, who seems to always be on vacation, is on vacation – Popoholic

Mimi, get thee lawyers together, and sue this trick! – The Superficial 

American Crime Story’s Katrina season has been pushed back and its Versace season will air first – Just Jared

Why does Josh Brolin in his Goonies costume look like the middle-aged cholo husband of the receptionist at my mom’s old job? – Popsugar

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