If I’m going to give you black cloud news about that disgusting evil demon asshole known as cancer messing with international treasure Olivia Newton-John, then I should also give you a tiny sparkle of good in the form of a picture of ONJ with topless man strippers.
Earlier this month, 68-year-old Olivia Newton-John postponed several tour dates because her sciatica flared up. Today, Olivia released a statement on Facebook (via E! News) saying that what she thought was sciatica pain was really breast cancer that had spread to her back. Olivia says she plans to fight cancer with chemo along with natural ways.
Olivia Newton-John is reluctantly postponing her June U.S. and Canadian concert tour dates. The back pain that initially caused her to postpone the first half of her concert tour, has turned out to be breast cancer that has metastasized to the sacrum.
In addition to natural wellness therapies, Olivia will complete a short course of photon radiation therapy and is confident she will be back later in the year, better than ever, to celebrate her shows.
“I decided on my direction of therapies after consultation with my doctors and natural therapists and the medical team at my Olivia Newton-John Cancer Wellness and Research Centre in Melbourne, Australia,” says Olivia Newton-John.
ONJ opened up the Olivia Newton-John Cancer Wellness Research Centre in 2008. This isn’t her first time that cancer has messed with Olivia Newton-John. In 1992, she was diagnosed with breast cancer and got a partial mastectomy and went through chemo treatment. That same year, her father died of cancer.
I will gladly hold Olivia Newton-John’s purse as she goes for another round with that miserable Lucifer wart cancer, because the sooner she beats it, the sooner she can start shooing a much-anticipated sequel to I Think You Might Like It. I bet John Travolta has a can of spray-on hair handy and is ret to go.