Night Crumbs

May 24, 2017 / Posted by:

We’ve head about a sequel to Top Gun happening before, but now Tom Cruise says that it’s really happening and will probably come out in 2019. Two things: I bet the boys in the Scientology bath house still giggle at the “top” in Top Gun. And I  also bet that in the sequel, we will learn that Kelly McGillis’ character was in a major plane accident and got total face and body reconstructive surgery. What I’m saying is that her character will be played by a 19-year-old – Lainey Gossip

Pippa Middleton should’ve seen this coming and given People an exclusive picture of her throwing the bouquet into Future Princess Meghan’s hands. Rookie mistake! – Celebitchy

The year is 2017 and Mischa Barton is at Cannes – Drunken Stepfather

Noted gay haters Migos don’t hate drag queens after all. Or, they didn’t show their hate for drag queens during Saturday Night Live, anyway – Towleroad

The Giudices are opening a money laundering operation, I mean, pizza shop – Reality Tea

Salma Hayek thankfully trashed that pink wig and served up some magnificent chichis at Cannes – Popoholic

Jessica Lowndes still exists – Hollywood Tuna 

Things I would trade in my sister and dog for: that cha cha heels-carrying Divine doll – OMG Blog

Panty Creamer of the Day: A showered, de-greased and de-dick cheese’d (I’m guessing) Colin Farrell in a tux – Popsugar

Ariana Grande is reportedly going to pay for the funerals of the 22 victims of the terrorist attack at her show – SOW

She’s also officially put her tour on hold – Just Jared

And here’s more shitty news and sadness, Lisa Spoonauer from Clerks died at the way-too-young age of 44 – Pajiba

Pic: Paramount

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