Night Crumbs

May 18, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

Taylor Swift is apparently “bummed” that the news of her latest British boyfriend (which her PR team totally didn’t leak) got out. I don’t blame Tay Tay. She and her latest British boyfriend probably planned to make their couple debut in totally not staged paparazzi pics and they spent weeks working with a body language expert and acting coaches only to be foiled! – Lainey Gossip

Uma Thurman in pink >>>>>>>>> Bella Hadid in pink – Celebitchy

Amanda Seyfried needs to take pap stroll walking lessons from her dog because that pooch is working it – Drunken Stepfather

You probably won’t see any “For your consideration” ads for Mom in the trades, or whatever, because they’re giving their entire $250,000 awards campaign budget to Planned Parenthood – Popsugar

Lisa Vanderpump celebrates (temporarily) saving the dogs of Yulin, and I’d clap for her, but I’m too busy loving the dog throwing a “Bitch, what are you wearing?” side-eye at Jiggy – Reality Tea

Arrested Development is getting another encore season – Jezebel

You’ll love Frankie Grande Latte’s new song if you love songs that sound like they were rejected from a knock-off Hedwig musical done by a community theater – Towleroad

‘Til’ Tuesday era Aimee Mann + Edwards Scissorhands + Company B + a drop of Miss Havisham = Nicole Kidman in punk drag – Pajiba

Kendall Jenner’s new La Perla ads are out and those plastic flowers are out-posing her – Hollywood Tuna

Emily RideAJetSki is serving “rich mannequin giving itself a breast self-exam” – Popoholic

The answer is: DUH! – The Superficial

In case you don’t watch The Leftovers, here’s some wild crotch bush and peen brought to you by Jack Bennett – OMG Blog

Amber Heard’s Mera looks more like Ariel from The Little Mermaid going to a costume party as Poison Ivy – Just Jared

Pic: Wenn.com

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