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May 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Burger King’s Shake ’em up Fries! 

Around the time of the turn of the century, fast food places decided that they needed to put their customers to work and help the people burn 1/10000000th of the calories that we shoved down their throats. In 2000, McDonald’s released their calorie-burning, wrist-straining, hand job-training cup of salad called Salad Shakers. Two years later, Burger King served up Shake ’em up Fries!

Shake ’em up Fries were regular fries that came with a cheese powder, and you’d toss both of those things into a bag and shake, shake, shake your way to cheese flavored chemical deliciousness. The truth is, McDonald’s did the shake fries thing first, but I don’t really remember McDonald’s Shaker Fries as much as I remember Shake ’em up Fries.

Burger King didn’t keep Shake ’em up Fries around for long and probably because people don’t want to do hard labor when they go out to eat. Besides, any true foodie whose palate is advanced enough to appreciate the taste of fake cheese shake fries already made their own at home using Kraft Mac & Cheese packets and microwave fries.

Pics: Burger King/Reddit/YouTube

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