Night Crumbs

May 15, 2017 / Posted by:

St. Angie Jolie had a Mother’s Day dinner with Pax last night and no other members of the child army were seen. I’m going to guess that the others did go, but decided that they didn’t want to use their allowance money to pay for that fancy Mother’s Day dinner so they dined, ditched and left poor Pax with the bill – Lainey Gossip 

Julian Assange’s boo looked like a sparkling fresh dew drop lying on a rose petal at the Baywatch premiere – Drunken Stepfather

Because I guess Sean Bean really wants to become a five-time divorcé, he’s getting married for the fifth time – Celebitchy

Since marriage ruins EVERYTHING, Jim Parsons and his partner of 15 years are totally getting divorced next year – Towleroad

Today in awful, Dina Manzo, formerly of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and her boyfriend got beaten up by thieves during a home invasion. I too am wondering if Grandma Wrinkles is okay – Reality Tea

When I wake up in the morning, I can always expect to see two things throughout the day: 1. My crying face in the mirror as I weep about my undying loneliness. And 2: Bella Thorne’s belly button in a selfie – Popoholic

Casual elegance IS Kate Upton’s sweats and heels combo – The Nip Slip

FYI: Alia Shawkat is into peen and poon – OMG Blog

This promo for the return of Will & Grace is nothing without Jack’s Cher doll! – SOW

Okay, but why is Annette O’Toole on the poster for a movie starring Jennifer Lawrence? Not that I’m bitching or anything – Popsugar

Fuck you, Jenna Dewan, for killing my hope that the Britney/Justin dance-off really happened – Just Jared

Powers Boothe has died and his velvet voice is now caressing the ears of the angels in heaven – Pajiba

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