Hot Slut Of The Day!
Huckleberry, the Roof Dog of Austin!
I can practically hear Mexico’s roof dogs, Oregon’s roof goat and every cat who’s ever lived “pfft-ing” at this shit since they did it first and have been doing it for eons. But leave it to a cute Golden Retriever to get all the attention for it. Huckleberry may not be the first or millionth dog to partake in the sport of roof gazing, but he’s become a star for it thanks to the way he majestically surveys his kingdom in Austin, TX!
Huckleberry’s quick rise to fame started last week when Sarafina Nance, a citzen of Austin, tweeted a picture of him sitting on his castle while watching his subjects stroll by. I guess many people have freaked out after seeing Huckleberry on the roof and they run over to the house, furiously knock on the door and tell his humans to get him to call Andrea Zuckerman’s crisis line because he’s obviously suicidal and is about to jump! So Huckleberry’s humans hung this sign on their house:
Because Huckleberry the Roof Dog has been getting NATIONAL ATTENTION, as he should, Buzzfeed talked to one of his humans, Allie Lindenmuth, and she said he loves putting on his invisible Captain Neighborhood Watch cap to check out the neighborhood.
“Huck has what we call ‘roof time’ throughout the day. He goes up there to check out the neighborhood. He loves barking and welcoming his passersby.”
Huckleberry has his own Instagram page, because DUH, and on it, his humans ruined the illusion of how he gets on the roof. Don’t press play if you want to continue to believe that Huckleberry shares a bloodline with Air Bud and magically soars high into the sky to get to the roof.
Even though my lazy and little ass dog could even do that (no, he couldn’t), I am still bowing down to the great furry Roof Emperor of Austin: Huckleberry!
Pica: @starstrickenSF