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The clam that has gone “viral“! “Big deal, my clam has gone viral many times. I have the prescriptions to prove it!” – Parasite Hilton
The Weather Channel’s Facebook page posted a short clip yesterday of a girthy dick clam digging into the sand before jizzing out a geyser of sandy liquid, and so far it’s got over 4 million views. Half of those views are probably from people who live to heave their internal organs out from being grossed out and the other half are from sucio fucks who have put this video in a folder marked “Yes, I Fapped To This.” Mashable says that the star of this clip is a razor clam, but others say it’s my favorite sea clam: the geodick geoduck clam.
The clip isn’t even a minute long, but it’ll take you on a journey of weirdness that starts with the uncut burrito peen clam humping the sand and it ends with it barfing up a brown load. The ending may look a little familiar to you if you’ve ever done John Mayer.
And I’ve never done it in the ocean or on the sand, but I have a feeling that’s what it looks like. Whoever was filming that, should’ve handed the clam a cigarette and a cum rag, because it looked like it could use those things.