Night Crumbs
BREAKING: Meghan Markle has already had two fittings for the dress she plans to wear as Prince Hot Ginge’s date to Pippa Middleton’s wedding. If Meghan Markle has any sense, she’s having two fittings because she wants to make sure her dress will easily allow her to have quickie fuck times in the bathroom during that boring wedding – Lainey Gossip
Frye Festival promo outtakes? – Drunken Stepfather
Goldie Hawn talked about how she and Kurt Russell have kept their sex parts from wandering during the decades they’ve been together – Celebitchy
Abby Lee Miller is going to pretend like she’s shooting a movie in prison. If it was a movie, it’d be a horror movie, especially for the chick who has to share a cell with her – Reality Tea
Alicia Arden isn’t wearing coochie cutters, she’s wearing cervix cutters – The Nip Slip
Liam Payne is using his nipples to sell his solo single – Towleroad
The Instagram Filter Awards: Nicole Scherzinger on the beach – Popoholic
Emily RideAJetSki totally thinks she’s the star of this pic, but little does her ass know that blondie in the back is stealing the spotlight – Hollywood Tuna
Thom Yorke is scoring the Suspiria remake and that makes sense to me – Pajiba
Red wine stocks will plummet, because Scandal is ending next season – SOW
That porn star shark attack video that looked 100% fake is 100% fake – Jezebel
Ben Affleck has really, really moved out of his and Jennifer Garner’s house. For real this time. I think. – Popsugar
More pictures of Ariel Winter showing up her homely-dressed cast mates are coming our way because Modern Family was renewed for two more seasons – Just Jared
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