Night Crumbs
Many were covered with disappointment when Lupita Nyong’o hit the Met Gala in an ugly orange table cloth trimmed with ugly orange feathers. It doesn’t really bother me that her look is barfastic, but it does bother me that the thing around her chest looks like an overused and beat up shower puff. Doesn’t Lupita know that those things are breeding grounds for nasty germs? Ask Dr. Oz! – Lainey Gossip
I guess Elle Bulgaria couldn’t even get Hailey Baldwin…. – Drunken Stepfather
The Kartrashians dumped their stylist, but that’s okay. They still have the greatest thing to happen to fashion Kanye West – Celebitchy
Good news for the zero of you who have thought, “I really want a bikini designed by that yapping wig from Bravo!” – Reality Tea
Ariel Winter’s ass cheeks will continue to make appearances on social media – The Nip Slip
“Kevin, just pretend he’s a hairless and blond twink from Eastern Europe” – Kevin Spacey to himself in that still from the House of Cards trailer – Towleroad
Oh, it’s just Maria Menonous dry humping a shrub – Hollywood Tuna
The Texas T-Rex and Idris Elba released teaser trailer for The Dark Tower during a fake fight on Twitter. Yes, actors are whoring out teaser trailers by fake fighting on Twitter now… – Popsugar
Pitch got benched for good. Wait, that’s baseball talk, right? – Pajiba
Why is Hailee Steinfeld wearing the gold foil gift bag my mom reuses over and over again to wrap presents in? – Popoholic
And here’s some uncut English peen provided by an actor you’ve never heard of – OMG Blog
The nominations for the Tonys (this year retitled to: The Bette Midler Appreciation Ceremony) were announced today – Boy Culture
What in “Halsey as a priestess/go-go dancer of an alien cult” HELL is Katy Perry wearing? – Just Jared
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