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April 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Brand new food truck mogul Jeff Goldblum will reprise his role as hot Dr. Ian Malcolm in the sequel to Jurassic World. If you’re thinking to yourself that the only way you’ll be into this idea is if Chuck Tingle rewrites the script and turns it into gay dino porn featuring Dr. Ian, then yes, you’re alone in thinking that, you sucio fuck! – Lainey Gossip

Bella Thorne is getting one step closer to bleaching her b-hole on Snapchat – Drunken Stepfather

Oh whatever, Kelly Osbourne, whose mom hasn’t had them locked up in a mental ward for three days? – Celebitchy

The Photoshop, Instagram Filter, CGI And Velvet Painting Awards: Pamela Anderson posing in lingerie – The Nip Slip

Speaking of pictures that look like they’ve been dipped in CGI, rolled in Photoshop and covered with Instagram filters, the pride of Germany did a Baywatch-themed photo shoot – Hollywood Tuna

Semi-bad news for the two of us who watched Ladies of London, the show hasn’t been renewed yet – Reality Tea

The director of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 got vague when talking about how they might have put a gay character in the movie. This feels like Beauty and the Beast’s “exclusively gay moment” all over again. I bet that the gay character is Baby Groot and he “comes out” by getting all giddy when a Village People song comes on – Towleroad

NOOOOOO! The giant bunny of a former HSOTD and Jessica Rabbit impersonator died at O’Hare. Yes, O’Hare – WWTDD

In “this could be a mess” news, M. Night Shyamalan’s third movie will be a sequel to Split and UnbreakablePajiba

RuPaul and his rancher husband brought the tall-as-hell hotness to the Time 100 gala – Popsugar

The paps took pictures of Josie Canseco, because I guess bigger stars like Phoebe Price were busy – Popoholic

Bill Cosby’s daughter defended him in an essay – Jezebel

Um, do those dudes not see that all of that fruit has been tainted by the cut-off head of a Miley Cyrus impersonator? – Just Jared

Pic: Universal Pictures

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