Night Crumbs

The Saint Of Fame Whores, Kim Kartrashian, put her melting candle face on a Virgin Mary candle and some people are reaching for their rosaries while screaming about the sacrilege of it all. This really may be what brings down the Kartrashians for once and for all, because there’s no rage like the rage of a scorned Catholic abuelita!!!!! – Celebitchy

Katherine Heigl went for the “bootleg Betty Draper joining a biker gang” look and it’s not the look – Lainey Gossip

I’ve only tried to twerk once and I’ll never do it again because I looked like a sedated worm trying to wiggle out a shit. But well, my twerking is better than Bella Thorne’s twerking – Drunken Stepfather 

Shame isn’t only the name of an Evelyn “Champagne” King song, it’s also something that Apollo Nida has none of – Reality Tea

Captain America is doing Broadway – Lainey Gossip 

Emily RideAJetski let the world know that she has really powerful farts – Popoholic

Gigi Hadid kind of looks like a toddler-age Denise Richards here – Hollywood Tuna 

Something I Didn’t Know I Needed In My Life: Maury Povich dragging his arch rival David Letterman to the Ninth Circle and back again – SOW

Anna Wintour is totally going to break up with her bland muse Blake NotSoLively after finding out that Blake got pissed at a reporter who asked a fashion question at Variety’s Power Of Women event – Just Jared

Sandy Gallin, manager to many legends, has died – Towleroad

Pic: @KimKardashian