Night Crumbs
Tommy Cruise hung from a wire while doing his own stunts during filming for Mission: Impossible 6 in Paris… and you know the boys in the Scientology bathhouse are going to have some Photoshop fun with that pic – Lainey Gossip
The renaissance of Nicole Kidman is hitting Cannes AND HOW! – Celebitchy
I see that Kandi Burruss used some of that Ed Sheeran money to get her tits done – Reality Tea
“My ass looks really good in these leggings and I need a reason to pop it out for my Instagram followers, so let’s hug.” – Bella Thorne – Drunken Stepfather
Get my lawyer, Jacoby & Meyers, on the phone, because Harry Styles totally stole my signature “crying at the bottom of the shower” pose for his album cover – Towleroad
Gigi Hadid is wearing the perfect outfit to wear to the gym if you’re a bougie genie – Popoholic
DOGGIES!!! (And Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are in the pics too, if you care about them) – The Nip Slip
A PUMA CUB!!! (and Cara Delawhatever is in the pics too, if you care about her) – Hollywood Tuna
Kylie and Kendull Jenner will put the HELL in Coachella this weekend – Just Jared
Hallelu! RuPaul’s Drag Race got renewed for a 10th season, which is as surprising as the news that I’m going to end my night hate-eating a bag of Peeps Oreos while watching HGTV – Jezebel
Two words: Thor’s nipples – Popsugar
Programming Note: Allison is out tomorrow for Good Friday because she’s a good Christian like that, so Ben will help me spread the foolery.
Pic: Wenn.com