Open Post: Hosted By Charlize Theron In Madonna Cosplay

April 10, 2017 / Posted by:

J. Harvey already posted pictures of some of the dudes at the NYC premiere of The Fate of the Furious, but my only reason for wanting to see that shit was also there working an A+ Madonna impersonation down to that snatched face.

Dior continues to be the Fighting The Hot grand champion of the fashion world. When they see a hot chick, they see a challenge to make her look as busted down and messy as possible. Charlize Theron has a contract with Dior so she wears them a lot. And at Saturday night’s F8 premiere, they made her look like a drunk schoolmarm who forgot to put her slip on while dressing for a really fancy funeral. That doesn’t look like an ensemble that’s supposed to be worn in real-life. That looks like a costume that Cher would wear if she played Ms. Frizzle.

And Charlize wearing that granny chonies and mock turtleneck disaster makes complete sense if you pretend she’s saying, “Bitch, I’m just wearing this for the check,” with her eyes.


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