Hot Slut Of The Day!
Important fashion icon Ms. Frizzle (born name: Valerie Felicity Frizzle) from the pro-LSD propaganda book and TV series The Magic School Bus!
Whatever your computer’s wallpaper is right now, I guarantee you that Ms. Frizzle wore it on her dress at some time or another. Yes, even if your wallpaper is a hi-res close-up of Jon Hamm’s double stuffed peen log, Ms. Frizzle still had it on her dress. She probably wore it in The Magical School Bus: After Dark.
Ms. Frizzle is a teacher at Walkerville Elementary who is adventurous in every way. For each field trip she takes her students on, she wears a really hot ensemble that matches the subject of their adventure. So if they’re going to space, she’ll wear a planets and stars dress. If they’re going to the Mesozoic Age, she’ll wear a Courtney Stodden and Larry King dress. Etc.. etc… French couture designers have tried and failed to replicate Ms. Frizzle’s style. You have to freebase a lot of Honey Lemon Theraflu (or have your own Tumblr) to come up with the glamorous designs that Ms. Frizzle wears.
Ms. Frizzle also had glowing earrings, a pet iguana named Liz and she was really, really into the Magic School Bus in a special way. Now, I’m not saying that Ms. Frizzle was into some objectum-sexuality shit with the school bus, but I wouldn’t be surprised if pictures of her kissing the bus’ exhaust pipe ended up on TMZ. And in her spare time, Ms. Frizzle does the voice for Lily Tomlin. There’s so many reasons to love Ms. Frizzle.
And now, I leave you with one of her catchphrases:
“Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!”
What she really means by that is, “DROP A LOT OF ACID!“