Night Crumbs

April 10, 2017 / Posted by:

If you’re not a Marvel nerd who has already watched the trailer for the new Guardians of the Galaxy-ified Thor movie a billion times, then here you go. I don’t think I’d ever really join a cult, but if I did, I’d want my leader to look like Jeff Goldblum in this Thor movie. He looks like one of the Blue Man just dick slapped his chin and that IS the look – Lainey Gossip

I’m guessing that Kate Beckinsale captioned that second bikini selfie with: look at this beautiful art – Drunken Stepfather

One good thing came out of that Pepsi commercial: you won’t see Kendull Jenner as much for a bit – Celebitchy

I can’t decide if Ariel Winter’s white bodysuit and granny bloomers ensemble is the ugliest outfit I’ve seen or the most elegant – The Nip Slip

Okay, but if Bravo fires Phaedra Parks as a cast member of the Real HouseWreck of Atlanta, can they hire her as a writer, because her one-liners are gold wrapped in gold – Reality Tea

If the late David Gest put a hit on everybody who said he’s gay, he would’ve been billions of dollars in debt and all of us would be worm meat   – Towleroad

Oh, it’s just  Sara Jean Underwood watering her tits – Hollywood Tuna

If you really want your crotch to stand out and look extra puffy, Nike has the perfect leggings for you (as modeled by Bella Hadid) – Popoholic

Behold, Nyle DiMarco’s furry nalgas – OMG Blog

Janelle Monae suggests that women should go on a sex strike until every man fights for their rights. I know she’s talking about women, but I’ve been way ahead of her for a while. I’ve been on a sex strike for years, and yeah, it’s not by choice, but still! – Pajiba

Those two from Game of  Thrones are still together – Popsugar

CMT is giving Nashville another season – SOW

Mimi got her own record label and I can already hearing you say, “Don’t tell me, she named it Butterfly Records?” – Just Jared

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