There might be a good reason why the top of Mel B’s allegedly physically abusive ex Stephen Belafonte’s head looks like a penis with dick hole problems. It’s because he acts like a giant cock! This week, Mel’s lawyers got a judge to stop Stephen from any attempts at releasing sex tapes of her. Oh, and Mel says that Stephen’s in villainous cahoots with their former nanny to destroy her life. This is why you don’t have children.
Yesterday was the sex tape showdown between Mel and Stephen’s lawyers, according to TMZ. There’s now a court order preventing Stephen from “distributing sex tapes, photographs or other sexually explicit material of the former Spice Girl.”
Scary Spice says that Stephen supposedly had a rather evil moustache-twirling way of letting her know that he’d eff with her career.
According to the new docs, Belafonte “would regularly hold up his phone to me and point to a video file and say, ‘It’s just one click away,’ meaning that with one click he could send out a video and my career would be over.”
Stephen’s lawyers responded to the sex tape accusations by blaming it on Mel. They’re continuing to accuse Mel of a smear campaign, and claim that the supposed sex tapes weren’t an issue until she made them one. They say that “[Mel B] herself” let the public know in court documents of their existence and “disclosed in her legal docs some of the tapes involved 3-ways.”
Mel is saying that it’s not just Stephen who is trying to blackmail her with these sex tapes. The nanny is supposedly in on it, too. She claims that her ex “admitted to me” that nanny Lorraine Gilles has access to “the media” as well.
2017 is advanced. It used to be the nanny just fucked your husband and burned down your marriage. Now there are nannies who help the husband blackmail you? Again – you could always have pets and go on a lot of vacations as opposed to having children. Something to think about.
According to Mel, it’s not just the sex tapes that are allegedly being held hostage by the ex and Evil Mary Poppins. There is supposedly a storage locker somewhere in the Los Angeles area in which Stephen allegedly hid Spice Girls memorabilia and pictures of Mel’s recently deceased father that she claims he stole from the house. Mel says that Lorraine’s name is on the locker and she controls it. Keep in mind that this is also the nanny that Stephen supposedly knocked up and then allegedly made Mel pay for the abortion. Dr. Doom, The Joker, and Steve Bannon need to bow down because, if this true, this is some real villainy. Messing around with the memory of a deceased parent is awful, but kidnapping a girl’s Union Jack thigh boots is almost as bad. These are not nice people. (I hope the Spice Girls bus isn’t parked in that locker.)
And one of the weirder things about this whole sad, messy drama?
Mel B says she and her people have repeatedly asked Gilles for the keys and location of the storage facility, but Gilles — who has since married — has blown her off.
“Has since married?” Wait, she’s married to someone else but allegedly still in collusion with Stephen to fuck Scary Spice over? How does she explain all of this to her current hubby?
I’m guessing it all went down like this: “Sweetie, I’m just going to pop out to the store to pick up some milk and swing by that storage locker so I can continue to ruin a former pop star’s life! Don’t forget to set the DVR for ‘Dancing With The Stars!’ Kisses!”