Night Crumbs
Ricky Martin will be the Antonio D’Amico to Edgar Ramirez’s Gianni Versace in Versace: American Crime Story. Antonio was Versace’s partner. So does this mean there will be fuck scenes between Ricky Martin and Edgar Ramirez? FX probably won’t show anything good, so somebody needs to start a petition begging Ryan Murphy to move that shit to Cinemax – Towleroad
A strange thing happened the other day, Mad Mel and Marky Mark were on the same set and no one was blinded or buried in a rose garden – Lainey Gossip
Rita Moreno was dickmatized bad by Marlon Brando – Celebitchy
Lindsay Lohan is out of her burkini and back in a one piece – Drunken Stepfather
Lisa Rinna really wants her daughters to be the next Gigi and Bella Hadid. Well, they’ve got the soulless dead eyes part down – The Nip Slip
I think I’d rather watch Dr. Oz examine the shape of caca for an hour than watch him talk to Bethenny Frankel – Reality Tea
Jabba the Trump can’t read too good, so confirms Taran Killam – Pajiba
I love this cover of Cosmopolitan UK with Ariana Grande Latte on it and only because she’s biting on sunglasses. And if she’s biting on sunglasses that means she can’t use her mouth to spit on another innocent donut! – Hollywood Tuna
In every picture of Diane Krueger here, it looks like she forgot to put on deodorant so she’s keeping her arms down. She’s not raising her hand, cause she’s not Sure – Popoholic
Harry Styles’ new solo single sounds like a song that Robbie Williams wrote for David Bowie – Popsugar
And finally, here’s Richard Gere’s wet nipples – Just Jared
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