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March 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Oscar Isaac is probably going to become a DILF, because his girlfriend Elvira Lind is either knocked up, or for the past week, she’s been on my usual diet of Double Doubles, Monster Tacos from Jack in the Box, Strawberry Shortcake bars, wine and deep fried sadness wrapped in puff pastry  – Lainey Gossip 

This is Alicia Vikander trying to look tough and badass as the new Lara Croft… – Celebitchy

This dude who wants a Paul Walker statue in San Clemente, CA is a character created by Kevin Smith and no one can tell me otherwise – Drunken Stepfather

I am all for NeNe Leakes getting paid a mountain of money to go back to The Real HouseMesses of Atlanta if she wears that haha-inducing scarecrow wig in every single episode – Reality Tea

Jay Cutler’s nalgas look like this, if that’s something you want to see – The Superficial

My mom once bought me a 75 cent, bootleg rubber Marilyn Monroe figurine from the swap meet and it exuded the spirit of Marilyn Monroe more than Kendall Jenner did in this video – Hollywood Tuna 

Are we sure the trailer for Casey Affleck’s pretentious ass ghost movie isn’t a parody of a pretentious ass ghost movie made by Saturday Night Live? – Pajiba

Another trailer for the new Iron Man movie, I mean, the new Spider-Man movie is out – IDLYITW

Upstaged On The Pap Stroll By A Dog: The Dakota Johnson Edition – Popoholic

Candis Cayne as The Fairy Queen in The Magicians is giving me a touch of Yolandi from Die Antwoord – OMG Blog

I’m about as musical as a broken peanut shell, but I want to start a band just so I can call it: Bette Davis’ Talentless Jesus Freak Of A Daughter – Boy Culture

Bar Refaeli and her husband wasted no time and already made baby number two – Popsugar

International treasure Gary Fisher is now living with Carrie Fisher’s assistant – Just Jared

Judging by the trailer, What Happens At The Abbey is going to make Vanderpump Rules look like Masterpiece Theater. I’m going to watch every millisecond of it – Too Fab

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