Chris Pratt Requests That You Stop Body-Shaming Him

March 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Chris Pratt is a slab of goofy hot, so I’ll do WHATEVER he requests of me… except praise his acting. Did you see Passengers? Oof. Jennifer Lawrence should have found the nearest life pod and rocketed her too-good-an-actress-for-this-shit ass off that ship.

Chris is currently filming Jurassic World 2 (side note: perhaps, maybe DON’T keep building an amusement park full of murderous dinosaurs?) and he’s been posting on social media what he’s been eating to keep his boyish figure while filming. Apparently, some need-to-get-a-job people have been giving him a hard time for looking too thin. Chris objects. What they SHOULD be giving him the business about is making sure Bryce Dallas Howard isn’t running around Jurassic Park in heels again, because that was every level of stupid. #misogyny

Via Page Six:

“So many people have said I look too thin in my recent episodes of #WHATSMYSNACK,” the 37-year-old wrote on Instagram on Thursday. Underneath a fitting photo of Tyrannosaurus Rex bones, he continued, “Some have gone as far as to say I look ‘skeletal.’”

Pratt has been posting a series of videos called “What’s My Snack,” during which he shows fans what he’s eating while on set of “Jurassic World 2.” But some commenters have paid more attention to scrutinizing his weight than enjoying the funny segments.

“Just because I am a male doesn’t mean I’m impervious to your whispers,” he wrote, “body shaming hurts.”

And then some jokey jokes…

This is obviously Chris funning around but I’m seriously about to pull an Amanda Seyfried and follow his married ass to Europe or wherever, since they showed his bum a couple of times in Passengers, and it’s what made me keep from exiting the movie. Those shifty filmmakers. Chris Pratt’s butt-cheeks could make you stay with any movie. Hell, I might have enjoyed Passengers a little more if it was just his ass in a space suit, his ass in moonboots, his ass eating cereal…(honestly, that was the whole movie…)

Here’s an actual episode of Chris’ #WHATSMYSNACK Instagram series. The ending is somewhat violent. (I wish he’d eat ME like that. Ugh, openly horny is never sexy, is it?)

Pic: Instagram

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