Night Crumbs

March 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Tall glass of Swedish leche Alexander Skarsgard and Alexa Chung are still together, but something doesn’t seem right. If you’re fucking ASkars full-time, you don’t walk around with a sour ass look on your face. You do naked cartwheels down the street while singing about how you’re fucking ASkars full-time. That’s a natural reaction! – Lainey Gossip

Even though her dog is panting, Katharine McPhee is the thirstiest one in that pic. And for John Mayer nonetheless! – Drunken Stepfather

Have a teen daughter and want her to hate herself and her body? Get her the new book by soulless workout troll Tracy AndersonCelebitchy

Yes, Christina Milian wore one of Kylie Jenner’s wigs last night, but the most question mark-inducing thing about her look is that chichi chain thing – The Superficial 

Blondie put out yet another new song, and would I drunkenly dance to it at a bar? Probably. Would I be asked to leave that bar because my dancing was scaring the other customers? Definitely. – Towleroad

The Shat is really into Dancing with the Stars, and is also really into hating on The BachelorReality Tea 

If Olivia Wilde’s character is pregnant with a basketball, then they nailed her look – Popoholic

Bella Thorne is still Bella Thorne-ing – Hollywood Tuna 

“Eating an anointed cake” sounds like another way to say that you ate an ass so sweet it made you see God – OMG Blog

I must’ve missed the teaser for the teaser for the trailer for Justice LeaguePajiba

The Candy Crush game show just got a million times worse and I didn’t think that was possible – Just Jared

Demi Lovato doesn’t care that a hacked picture of her tit cleavage is out there – IDLYITW

Memaws and Pepaws are going to party all night (read: until 9:58pm) tonight because CBS renewed a ton of shows – SOW

Panty Creamer of the Day: This hot piece from Iron FistPopsugar

Pic: Splash

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