Night Crumbs

March 20, 2017 / Posted by:

A-Rod’s sister called JLo her sister-in-law on Instagram. You know shit must be serious if JLo is taking face-tuned selfies with the family for Instagram. At this rate, they’ll be engaged by Easter, married by the Fourth of July, he’ll be caught with a side piece by Halloween and they’ll be divorced by Thanksgiving. Well, at least she won’t have to get his ass a Christmas present – Lainey Gossip 

Errr, does La Perla know that they could’ve just shot pictures of a dead-eyed mannequin and they would’ve ended up with the same result for much, much less money? – Drunken Stepfather

Why isn’t the United Nations investigating the violation of Kim Zolciak’s wigs in Germany?! – Reality Tea 

Tim Allen did that really smart thing where he compared something that’s not Nazi Germany to Nazi Germany – Celebitchy

Talk about tacky! Peach panties with a maroon dress?! – The Nip Slip 

AJ McClean and his wife are parents again and their new daughter’s name sounds like the name of an up-and-coming country singer/Bluebird Cafe waitress on NashvillePopsugar

My ears and loins really need to hear the audio of Mads Mikkelsen saying, “After all, I am a bitch.” – Pajiba

Get a big bowl of ice ready because you’ll need to dunk your nips in there after they catch on fire from this airplane performance by a Glittery Gay of YouTube Twitter – Towleroad

Nina Adgal is in Maxim looking like she fell asleep while fapping – Hollywood Tuna

The power of a beach vacation: it can even make Bella Hadid look alive in the face – Popoholic

Wonder Woman had another Wonder Baby – Just Jared

Bill Condon basically dropped a “well, bless her heart” on Lindsay LohanOMG Blog

At least there’s some good news to deliver today – Jezebel

And thank you for all the dick jokes and Bertney stories, Fish! – The Superficial 

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