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March 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Things between JLo and A-Rod are apparently getting serious, which means he may soon commission a stunning portrait of her in centaur form to go next to his centaur portrait. Naw, that’s crazy, because A-Rod would never share wall space with someone else – Lainey Gossip

Well, at least Ben Affleck looks happy – Celebitchy

If Sir Patrick Stewart couldn’t buy medical weed, then his arthritis would really fuck up his hands and he wouldn’t be able to pet his foster dog and so his foster dog would probably die from not getting pet by Sir Patrick Stewart. What I’m getting at is that banning weed will kill puppies! – The Superficial

Okay, but who’s going to tell Bella Thorne that her $2 Bettie Page wig needs to be buried or burned? – Drunken Stepfather

Thankfully, Sheree Whitfield and Shit Bag Bob aren’t back together – Reality Tea

Doogie Howser got a tattoo that’s unfortunate in more ways than one – Towleroad

Bella Hadid looks like she’s dressed for the first day of the 9th grade in 1991 – Popoholic

Expect UsWeekly to suck Donald Trump’s ass a whole lot more – Jezebel

Good news for us West Coast olds who fall asleep at 10:30pm on a Saturday, SNL will air live nationwide for the rest of the season – Pajiba

Someone let Victoria Justice know that Channing Tatum already got the role of the mermaid in the Splash reboot – Hollywood Tuna  

Joe Jonas went 80s skinhead for FlauntOMG Blog

Tyra Banks must’ve missed sharing her wisdom (read: talking about herself) with youngins’ who are probably never going to be professional models, because she’s going back to America’s Next Top Model SOW

Dame Julie Andrews has spoken on the Trump administration trying to kill Big BirdJust Jared

Amy Schumer thanked the trolls who tried to sabotage her Netflix special by giving it bad reviews – Popsugar


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