Night Crumbs
Things between JLo and A-Rod are apparently getting serious, which means he may soon commission a stunning portrait of her in centaur form to go next to his centaur portrait. Naw, that’s crazy, because A-Rod would never share wall space with someone else – Lainey Gossip
Well, at least Ben Affleck looks happy – Celebitchy
If Sir Patrick Stewart couldn’t buy medical weed, then his arthritis would really fuck up his hands and he wouldn’t be able to pet his foster dog and so his foster dog would probably die from not getting pet by Sir Patrick Stewart. What I’m getting at is that banning weed will kill puppies! – The Superficial
Okay, but who’s going to tell Bella Thorne that her $2 Bettie Page wig needs to be buried or burned? – Drunken Stepfather
Thankfully, Sheree Whitfield and Shit Bag Bob aren’t back together – Reality Tea
Doogie Howser got a tattoo that’s unfortunate in more ways than one – Towleroad
Bella Hadid looks like she’s dressed for the first day of the 9th grade in 1991 – Popoholic
Expect UsWeekly to suck Donald Trump’s ass a whole lot more – Jezebel
Good news for us West Coast olds who fall asleep at 10:30pm on a Saturday, SNL will air live nationwide for the rest of the season – Pajiba
Someone let Victoria Justice know that Channing Tatum already got the role of the mermaid in the Splash reboot – Hollywood Tuna
Joe Jonas went 80s skinhead for Flaunt – OMG Blog
Tyra Banks must’ve missed sharing her wisdom (read: talking about herself) with youngins’ who are probably never going to be professional models, because she’s going back to America’s Next Top Model – SOW
Dame Julie Andrews has spoken on the Trump administration trying to kill Big Bird – Just Jared
Amy Schumer thanked the trolls who tried to sabotage her Netflix special by giving it bad reviews – Popsugar
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