Night Crumbs

March 10, 2017 / Posted by:

The first trailer for the female John Wick movie called Atomic Blonde is out, and let’s see… It’s got Charlize Theron whoopin’ tricks while wearing garters, a bad accent, late-80s fashions, a Queen song and John Goodman. I want it like it’s an 8″ peen that’s slathered in In-N-Out’s secret sauce – Lainey Gossip

Duchess Kate’s private secretary has quit, so if you’re looking for a job that probably includes brushing a royal’s luscious brown locks 100 times every night, you know where to send your resume – Celebitchy

Kendall Jenner is looking like she got the Kylie and Kim Special on her ass – Drunken Stepfather

Someone needed attention and that someone is La’Porsha RenaeTowleroad

Speaking of, it’s that time when Brandi Glanville brings out the dusty LeAnn Rimes shit to get more attention – Reality Tea 

I’m not really house-trained, I like tongue kissing and I have been known to sniff an ass or two. So can Sir Patrick Stewart please adopt me next? – The Superficial

Nicole Richie, come and get your sister, because she’s out there dressed like a 90s Lil’ Kim on a budget – The Nip Slip 

Dear, Ray Liotta, I’m sure the feeling is mutual for Sigourney WeaverSOW

According to this map, you should probably avoid New Mexico if you’re a size queen – Manhunt Daily

Emily RideAJetSki is not on a jet ski, but she is in a two piece – Popoholic

Adriana Lima is also in a two piece in Ocean DriveHollywood Tuna

That is so not something Miley Cyrus would wear to her wedding. Everyone knows she’d wear white lace nipple thimbles, white platforms and a blue pussy patch – Just Jared

No. – Popsugar

Pic: Focus Features

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: Don't be racist or bigoted, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >