Night Crumbs

March 9, 2017 / Posted by:

The most opulent pussy in the world Choupette Lagerfeld flies private and that’s no shock since I’m sure she’s allergic to commercial. But what is a shock is that Evian bottle next to her. If a flight attendant actually poured that peasant water into Choupette’s crystal bowl, they’ll never work again! Because everyone knows that Choupette can only quench her thirst on diamond-infused water that’s been shipped in from the Alps just for her. Evian? Pfft! She’s a Lagerfeld, not a Paltrow! – Lainey Gossip 

Nicki Minaj was too busy serving “intergalactic hooker” in Paris to comment on the now-over Remy Ma beef – Celebitchy

Bella Thorne served up some porn cheerleader hotness – Drunken Stepfather

Kate Hudson looks like she’s wearing an extras costume from an old episode of The Love Boat and I kind of love it – The Nip Slip

Lisa Vanderpump got another gig because she doesn’t have enough of those – Reality Tea

If a pant-less gay porn star attacks a police officer while high on coke at a Cracker Barrel and it didn’t happen in Florida, did it happen at all? – Towleroad

Wait, so Iron First isn’t a gay porn parody of Iron Man? – The Superficial 

Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone went nipple-to-nipple for Vogue NetherlandsHollywood Tuna

What in 90s Pink Lady HELL is Gigi Hadid wearing? – Popoholic

But when Mama June lost all that chunk, did she gain a conscience? And someone needs to clean up that shit that fell out of her mouth and onto that comforter – WOW Report

Choupette Lagerfeld just fainted from thinking about being rolled around in an airport on some raggedy luggage – OMG Blog

Adriana Lima and her football-playing piece broke up – IDLYITW

Gina Gershon deserves so much better than a no-budget Lifetime-looking version of The Little MermaidJust Jared

Zazie Beetz from Atlanta is playing Domino in Deadpool 2Popsugar

Pic: Instagram

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