Night Crumbs
When Prince Hot Ginge (seen above in 2008) was in Jamaica, his chest was fur-free and the highly-esteemed literary journal of truth, The Sun, says that he’s been waxing it for Meghan Markle. Hmm… I wonder how long it would take me to get a job as a chest waxer in London? And after I got a job as a chest waxer in London, what would I have to do to get PHG as a client? And after I got PHG as a client, how long would it take me to collect enough of his ginger chest fur to make a crop sweater with? Hmmm…. – Towleroad
FYI: Kelly Rowland did not like an Instagram comment that hated on a picture of a topless Ciara hugging on her son as it looks like her husband is about to eat her ass. And no, I’m still not sure what’s going on in that picture – LaineyGossip
“Oh lord, spare me…..” – that dog and me while watching Kate Upton sexy dance in the pool – Drunken Stepfather
It came from the sea, and by “it” I mean pure natural beauty – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
Goopy Paltrow would probably rather smoke crack than let her children go to school with peasants – Celebitchy
Eric Stonestreet and Bethenny Frankel still aren’t doing it – Reality Tea
Okay, unless Joe Man-Jello’s book to Sofia Vergara is filled with naked pictures of him and he’s going to show it to us, who cares!? – The Superficial
This awkward German award show prank maaaaaaaay have worked if the Ryan Gosling impersonator didn’t look a young Russell Crowe wearing a low-budget Gerard Butler mask – Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo, Ilana Glazer, Kate McKinnon, Zoe Kravitz and Jillian Bell did a Very Bad Things-like movie together and here’s the trailer for it – Pajiba
Michelle Williams looks like an S&M Tinkerbell – Popoholic
Gabourey Sidibe got weight-loss surgery after she was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes – Just Jared
RiRi may have ended up on Naomi Campbell’s enemy list – Jezebel
The Silver Fox muted Jabba the Trump on Twitter – OMG Blog
Aaaaand they’re right! – Popsugar
Pic: Splash