Night Crumbs
Angelina Jolie’s Mon Guerlain ad, which was co-directed by Terrence Malick, is out and it looks like a short version of To The Wonder complete with trees, pretentiousness and twirling! It’s just missing a constipated-looking Ben Affleck – Lainey Gossip
In case you were wondering, Sarah Silverman isn’t going to have babies – Celebitchy
Excuse me while I slap myself for thinking this was Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – Drunken Stepfather
This is why the nerds squirt today, part I: There’s a new Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer – The Superficial
This is why the nerds squirt today, part II: The full trailer for Alien: Covenant is out – Pajiba
There’s a company on earth who decided that they really wanted Jacqueline Laurita’s tits to be their “face” so they gave her a fourth boob job for free – Reality Tea
As some people suddenly slow clapped for Donald Trump for not being a complete mess for one second, Kathy Griffin has still got his number, hussy – Towleroad
Kate Moss’ right nipple looks like it’s peeking out for the cameras while the left one is totally shy – The Nip Slip
Lea Thompson’s daughter did a photo shoot for something – Hollywood Tuna
I’m going to need to hear Kristen Stewart say “foofy foofy” before I can fully grade her Brigitte Nielsen cosplay – WWTDD
Brie Larson’s magnificent chichis came out for the UK premiere of Khloe: Skull Island – Popoholic
Tyrese got secret married – Just Jared
THE QUEEN really is living the perfect life – Popsugar
Alicia Keys’ Gwen Stefani impersonation sounds like a drunk walrus who just had a root canal – OMG Blog
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