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March 1, 2017 / Posted by:

Angelina Jolie’s Mon Guerlain ad, which was co-directed by Terrence Malick, is out and it looks like a short version of To The Wonder complete with trees, pretentiousness and twirling! It’s just missing a constipated-looking Ben AffleckLainey Gossip

In case you were wondering, Sarah Silverman isn’t going to have babies – Celebitchy

Excuse me while I slap myself for thinking this was Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindDrunken Stepfather

This is why the nerds squirt today, part I: There’s a new Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer – The Superficial

This is why the nerds squirt today, part II: The full trailer for Alien: Covenant is out – Pajiba

There’s a company on earth who decided that they really wanted Jacqueline Laurita’s tits to be their “face” so they gave her a fourth boob job for free  – Reality Tea

As some people suddenly slow clapped for Donald Trump for not being a complete mess for one second, Kathy Griffin has still got his number, hussy  – Towleroad

Kate Moss’ right nipple looks like it’s peeking out for the cameras while the left one is totally shy – The Nip Slip 

Lea Thompson’s daughter did a photo shoot for something – Hollywood Tuna

I’m going to need to hear Kristen Stewart say “foofy foofy” before I can fully grade her Brigitte Nielsen cosplay – WWTDD

Brie Larson’s magnificent chichis came out for the UK premiere of Khloe: Skull Island Popoholic

Tyrese got secret married – Just Jared

THE QUEEN really is living the perfect life – Popsugar

Alicia Keys’ Gwen Stefani impersonation sounds like a drunk walrus who just had a root canal – OMG Blog

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