Night Crumbs
This is the poster for Atomic Blonde, which stars Charlize Theron and comes out in July. Based on that fanmade-looking poster and the title, that movie looks like an action comedy about a Debbie Harry impersonator who works as an assassin on the side. But no, it’s a spy thriller about an MI6 agent who gets sent to Berlin to take down an espionage ring during the Cold War in the 80s. Seriously. – Lainey Gossip
I never thought I’d type this, but during these times, I fully embrace these laugh-inducing pictures of Kim Kartrashian looking like the 90s diarrhea’d all over her – Celebitchy
Bella Hadid looks like she’s at the most boring Eyes Wide Shut orgy ever – Drunken Stepfather
The next Alien movie has a gay couple in it, so we now know who gets killed off first – Towleroad
Kate Upton’s baseball-playing piece refuses to pitch some peen at her before and after games – The Superficial
I usually can’t with Anne Hathaway, but my dead heart did warm up over her protecting her dog’s eyeballs from the flashes – Popoholic
Some Stanford dude subtly flipped us off while on Jeopardy, and yes, I swooned, because I’m that easy – SOW
Bar Refaeli posed for pictures for Elle – Hollywood Tuna
Duchess Kate killed a fashion house – Jezebel
Ariel Winter is looking more like Kariel Kardashian – IDLYITW
Wait, so Brit Brit Spears’ umbrella isn’t in the Smithsonian? – OMG Blog
Matt Reeves will direct The Batman after all – Just Jared
Well, if Eva Mendes doesn’t want to go to the Oscars with Ryan Gosling, I’m available. And I’m an easy and cheap date! Although, shit may get awkward when I booo after La La Land wins Best Picture – Popsugar
Pic: @CharlizeAfrica