Night Crumbs

February 7, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

To promote the Broadway revival of Sunday in the Park with George, which he’s starring in, Jake Gyllenhaal posted a video on Facebook of him singing Finishing the Hat. That lumberjake can definitely yodel and his Mandy Patinkin voice impersonation gets an A++! – Lainey Gossip

Ben Affleck definitely lied when he said that his glorious Ed Hardy back tattoo is fake, but I’m more concerned with the fact that I keep staring at his ass crack. I need help – The Superficial

The hell kind of knock-off Carmen Miranda shit is ScarJo wearing on the cover of Marie Claire? – Drunken Stepfather

Signing Nicole Kidman was a great move on Neutrogena’s part. If their SPF can protect a wax figure from the sun’s rays, it can protect anyone! – Celebitchy

Juicy Joe is actually making an honest dollar in prison – Reality Tea

Lady Gaga will guest judge on the premiere episode of RuPual’s Drag Race, but I won’t be surprised if she tears her mask off and reveals that she’s Shangela! Shangela really needs to make a Drag Race comeback – Towleroad

My favorite person in the 2017 Oscar class photo is the balding dude who is facing them and is waiting for his friend to finish so they can get the hell out of there – Pajiba

My eyes crossed several times while trying to figure out Victoria Justice’s top – Popoholic

Emily RideAJetSki went to the Super Bowl – Hollywood Tuna

Hilary Duff should love her legs, because without them she wouldn’t be able to walk to her car in front of the paps twice a day – IDLYITW

Bravo dropped their old logo and their voiceover guy into the dumpster. What say you, Andy Cohen?! – Jezebel

Lady Gaga is performing with Metallica at the Grammys – Popsugar

Katy Perry is back with a new look (that’s very Chanel Oberlin) and a new song (that sounds like disco….) – Just Jared

Rest in peace, Captain Apollo – Boy Culture

And here’s a headline that may ruin the Wizard of Oz for you and may also make you reach for a rape whistle while watching The Lollipop Guild number.

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