Night Crumbs
Mischa Barton is reportedly in the hospital for a voluntary mental evaluation after someone called 911 to report that she was in her backyard screaming about Ziggy Stardust and her mom being a witch. Tell Daddy Spears to standby because his services may soon be needed – Just Jared
Mary J. Blige’s coochie has made a sharp turn down JLo Blvd. by getting itself a young piece – Lainey Gossip
If Marnie Simpson keeps the demureness up, she will snatch (pun intended) away the title of England’s Finest Rose from Jodie Marsh – Drunken Stepfather
Cyndi Lauper was not down for Madonna’s oh-so-edgy Women’s March speech – Celebitchy
That fire-starting Trump-hating boy is Drew Carey’s kid, and I only have one thought about that: Drew Carey has a kid?! – The Superficial
Meghan King Edmonds seemed to be the only reasonable and sane one on Real Housewives of Orange County, so I’m glad to see her go. Bring in another crazy bitch! – Reality Tea
Elton John is writing songs for The Devil Wears Prada the musical, which means he should expect Anne Hathaway to send him her audition tape any second now – Towleroad
I thought this was Jaclyn Smith, and now I’m sad that it’s not – Hollywood Tuna
Kendall Jenner was in another fashion show – IDLYITW
A Goonie will be in the second season of Stranger Things – Pajiba
Scarlett Johansson, her British schoolboy hair and her estranged husband all hung out together last night, because I guess they want to let us know that their split isn’t going to reach Brangelina levels of messy – Popsugar
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