Afternoon Crumbs
Cutting her good snorting finger in a boating accident helped Lindsay Lohan understand the suffering of Syrian refugees. Well, it’s official, I guess whatever was left of LiLo’s brain was in the finger that got sliced up – The Superficial
Marky Mark spent his holidays like a Real Housewife: sipping on ro-zay in an ugly pink swimsuit on a yacht in the Caribbean – Lainey Gossip
Adele may have gotten married on the down low during Christmastimes – Celebitchy
Countess Luann de Lesseps is going to marry that bald ball of sleaze on New Year’s Eve and I’m sure Bethenny Frankel is going to get her a very useful wedding gift (read: a divorce lawyer’s card) – Reality Tea
Like most famous tricks on this planet this week, Kate Bosworth is in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather
These LOVE Advent videos are never ever going to stop coming – The Nip Slip
Our reigning Queen of THOTs posed in her chonies again, because the world will stop turning if she doesn’t – Popoholic
And just like that, Charlie Sheen has ordered ALL the Alexas – Hollywood Tuna
My brain would shart up a thousand WTFs over what Sofia Vergara is wearing but it’s too busy sharting up a thousand WTFs over Joe ManJello wearing a shirt in Bora Bora – Popsugar
Ashley Greene announced her engagement with a cheesy video that’s more embarrassing than Twilight – IDLYITW
GARGOYLES! SLYCICS! DOARK-SIDED! Azealia Banks is getting attention today for Snapchatting a video of her showing off the bruja closet where she has allegedly sacrificed chickens. Well, if she’s a renter, there goes her deposit – Just Jared
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