Night Crumbs

I would tell Nicole Kidman to blink three times real fast if she’s being held hostage by her stylists and they made her wear that old-timey granny on bath salts mess, but I don’t know if she can blink anymore – Lainey Gossip 

Selena Gomez is the new face of Coach and they may or may not have overpaid her for it – Celebitchy

Why do I have a feeling that Lochnessa’s engagement is going to end with a drunken fight outside of a club? – Reality Tea

Cindy Brady doesn’t hate gays, so says Cindy Brady – Towleroad

Alessandra Ambrosio has joined everyone on this earth in doing a LOVE Advent video – Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan’s successor slipped half a nip in Miami – The Nip Slip

Ariel Winter dressed like a 60s go-go dancing angel for some reason – The Superficial

Video of David Lynch slowly eating a donut for 15 seconds is the best teaser trailer I’ve seen in a long, long time – OMG Blog

If Lea Thompson’s daughter was going for “Solid Gold dancer going to a holiday party at Studio 54,” she more than nailed it – Popoholic

They’ve made a sequel to John Wick and here’s the trailer for it – Pajiba

The Flip or Flop husband has gone Hollywood by doing the nanny – WWTDD

I didn’t know that Crispin Glover had that much free time on his hands – Hollywood Tuna

Well, fuck me with Lucifer’s tail, because it looks like Rob Kartrashian and Blac Chyna may have already gotten back together. I’m sure that everybody (but the script writers who wrote that storyline) are just shitting themselves with shock!   – Just Jared

Here’s 7 minutes of Jerry Lewis redefining curmudgeon over and over again – Jezebel

That one who quit Fifth Harmony wants everyone to know that she just didn’t quit out of nowhere – Starcasm

Paris Jackson gave Macaulay Culkin a pedicure – Popsugar

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