Night Crumbs

“Hehehehe, let’s tell her ass to wear a sports bra and your nana’s old slip and see if she actually does it!” – Jennifer Lawrence’s stylists before the press conference for Passengers in Seoul – Lainey Gossip 

Doesn’t it go without saying that Kim Zolciak has tweaked everything on her face except for her eyeballs? Although, she probably replaced those too, because her original ones were really, really fat – Celebitchy

LaLa Kent was maybe fired from Vanderpump Rules – Reality Tea

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly delivers several “hungover but trying to keep it sexy” poses in Elle UK – Drunken Stepfather

I won’t fully believe that Ace Hardware acknowledged gay marriage until One Dozen Crazies With A Million E-Mail Accounts One Million Moms calls for a boycott of them – Towleroad

Chrissy Teigen did a reinterpretation of Heidi Montag’s Overdosin‘ video (at least that’s what I see) for that LOVE Advent shit – The Superficial

Forty five seconds after these pictures were taken, Hilary Duff’s kid passed out from inhaling all those perfume fumes at Sephora – Popoholic

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Here’s someone named Sara Jean Underwood modeling all of the practical outfits you wear while hiking in the mountains – Hollywood Tuna 

ART is Basement Baby and the Moths performing a lyrical ballet in front of a giant period clot – Just Jared

This picture took me on a ride of emotions that ended with me staring and scratching my head at that poster of President Obama pointing at himself in the mirror – Popsugar

Programming Note: J. Harvey is out on Saturday and Ben is unable to cover, because both of them have something called a life. Since Allison and I don’t have that, we’ll be covering tomorrow.

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