So Natural, So Spontaneous, So Not Staged

December 5, 2016 / Posted by:

Even through all of the blurriness, you can clearly see the dude on the left throwing a look that says, “Grrrrrl, please……”

At The Nice Guy in L.A. last night, the Great Value Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill was born when Billie Lourd (aka Carrie Fisher’s daughter) and Taylor Lautner (aka the twink alpaca from Twatlight) touched mouths in front of everyone. Those of us who watch the second season of Scream Queens know that Billie and Taylor are on that shit together. E! News says that Billie and Taylor partied at The Nice Guy last night with their co-stars, Abigail Breslin and Keke Palmer. Some eyewitness gave E! all the details of what they saw and this mess reads like it was ripped straight out of the script that Billie and Taylor were given before delivering this organic scene of love.

“He was sitting really close to Billie, whispering in each other’s ears twice and kiss. They’ve been staring in each other’s eyes and she’s been stroking his chest because his shirt is unbuttoned.”

Keke Palmer (born name: Lauren Keyana Palmer) Snapchatted TayLourd’s act of pure love, and if you put your ear to the screen and listen real closely, you can almost hear the sound of a director whisper-screaming at them to do it like they mean it this time.

I ship them so hard!!! ??❤? #taylorlautner #billielourd #teamtaylourd #lovethis Source >> lauren palmer snapchat

A video posted by Taylor Lautner Mania 2 (@taylorlautnermania2) on

I would say that Ryan Murphy better slide a little bonus to Billie, Taylor and Keke for doing what they gotta do for some quick PR, but only gay bloggers like me care about who Taylor Lautner is dating and I don’t think that’s enough to boost ratings. Ugh, I hate it when my brain actually burps out a reasonable thought.

And here’s Taylor and Beardie Lourd sashaying off to the set of Scream Queens in L.A. on Saturday.


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