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December 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence are still whoring out that space movie and she looks absolutely thrilled about it. But she should be smiling about her hairstylist pulling one of Brit Brit Spears’ old busted swamp weaves out of the gutter and gluing it to her head. Trick’s got an important American artifact on her head!  – Lainey Gossip 

In “everyone’s got bills to pay” news, Evelyn Lozada is going back to Basketball Wives L.A.Reality Tea 

GOT IT: Christie Brinkley still does – Drunken Stepfather

The media seems to be whistling into the air and playing with their thumbs whenever the sexual harassment allegations against Casey Affleck come up – Celebitchy

Bradley Cooper’s future baby mother did some kind of soft-core porn version of the pottery scene from Ghost. I was kind of disappointed that she didn’t go all the way by making a ceramic dildo – The Superficial 

EVERYONE IN MANDY MOORE’S FAMILY IS GAY! Okay, just her mom and two brothers – Towleroad

A dog and a fringed purse: a love story – The Hollywood Tuna

Natalie Portman is really, really pregnant – Popoholic

Zack Morris took a machete and a razor to the pussy bush on his face – SOW

Madge is bringing her sad, slutty, drunk clown act to Miami tonight – Boy Culture

Awkward IS Kristen Stewart trying to bring the sex while grinding on a pole at a gas station – Pajiba

Well, if anybody would know about fake asses, it’s the Bratz doll version of Kim KartrashianJust Jared

Fuck you, pixels! – Popsugar

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