Night Crumbs
Brad Pitt apparently spent his Thanksgiving with a dude friend in Turks & Caicos. The dude friend was most likely Jacques Jolie-Pitt (aka Brad’s only fwend), but I’m waiting for the tabloids to say that the dude friend was Jon Voight who is plotting with Brad to take his daughter down! – Lainey Gossip
Rich privileged white man is worried that he’s perceived as a rich privileged white man – Celebitchy
Something I did today: spent at least 15 seconds trying to spot the camel toe on Bradley Cooper’s ex-beard – The Nip Slip
Something else I did today: spent at least 5 seconds trying to spot the latte leather camel toe on Selena Gomez – Popoholic
My guess is that Jessica Chastain went brown-headed for a role, because covering the ginger for any reason other than that is ILLEGAL! – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip
The Instagram Filter Awards: Lisa Rinna in a bikini – Reality Tea
“G spotting” isn’t only the name of the tingling sensation that hits Goopy Paltrow when she nibbles on a $675 piece of artisanal cheese made out of pink dolphin milk, it’s also the name of her new app – The Superficial
Um, I won’t believe that Nico Tortorella hooked up with a gay friend until I see well-lit HD video of it – Towleroad
And here’s a topless Heidi Klum looking like she’s trying hard to hold a fart in – Hollywood Tuna
The bird. – OMG Blog
Rocco Ritchie still can’t stand his mom, probably – WWTDD
Jennifer Lawrence is dressed like a kid ballerina who put on a sweater before going home from her recital – IDLYITW
Alert the CDC, because Gerard Butler’s peen is single and on the loose again – Just Jared
Zendaya and Odell Beckham Jr. aren’t doing it – Popsugar
Pic: Wenn.com