Night Crumbs

While many of us spent Thanksgiving sitting on our asses after swallowing anything that was put in front of us, JLo spent hers swaying her ass on Instagram. But you know, it’s all fun, games and shaking that ass for Instagram likes until a Kartrashian sues a trick for stealing her act – Lainey Gossip 

Jon Hamm and Ashton Kutcher were both asshole-y to Kathy Griffin – Celebitchy

Lindsay Lohan has gone from lying on a yacht on someone else’s dime to lying on a lawn on someone else’s dime – Drunken Stepfather

Meghan King Edmonds and the husband who clearly can’t stand her are parents to a newborn girl they named Aspen – Reality Tea

Let us drown the sorrow of Mondays in some shaved crotch and peen brought to you by an X-Factor UK contestant  – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Add “mannequin challenge” to the list of things that Joanna Krupa used as an excuse to get naked on social media – The Superficial

Don’t all of you go to the grocery store dressed like this? – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip 

Even twink nipples can’t save the trailer for the Twin Peaks-ified Archie TV series – Towleroad

Taylor Swift’s fourth-in-command (or is she fifth?) is in Harper’s Bazaar Espanol – Hollywood Tuna

Wes Anderson’s holiday H&M ad really is a tweet nightmare, but I don’t mind it thanks to Adrien Brody and his hot douche-stache – Pajiba

Iggy Azalea gives thanks to the surgeon who gave her new tits and a new nose – Starcasm

Kate Hudson looks hot and I’m solely saying that because of the purple plastic claw clip in her hair – Popoholic

Melania Trump has threatened to sue a dude for making a YouTube video that claims her son is autistic – Just Jared

Evan Rachel Wood opened up about being sexually assaulted twice – Jezebel

And here’s another giant dollop of sad: Spartacus T-Austin has gone up to heaven – Popsugar

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