Night Crumbs

November 21, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Prince Hot Ginge is in the Caribbean for a week-long royal visit and the trip sucks so far. I mean, what kind of tourist wears a full suit while visiting the Caribbean? Doesn’t he know that when you’re in the Caribbean, you’re supposed to wear a thong Speedo everywhere you go? (Don’t tell him that’s not true. Just go with it.) – Lainey Gossip

Tom Ford got sappy while talking about his man of 30 years – Instinct Magazine

Okay, but why does it look like Karlie Kloss is wearing BVD granny panties? – Drunken Stepfather

Hmmmmm… St. Angie Jolie’s first public appearance since filing for divorce was in a video about crimes against children – Celebitchy

FREE GIGGY! – Reality Tea

Goldie Hawn is working that bathing suit tan line – The Superficial

Meanwhile, Kylie Jenner’s pierced nipple ended up on the internet – (site NSFW) The Nip Slip

I’m a little surprised that Alec Baldwin didn’t call Trump a “goat-footed wheezy old queen” – Towleroad

I don’t want to watch all nine and-a-half minutes of Gordon Ramsay making a Christmas turkey, so can someone tell me exactly when he tenderizes the turkey by calling it a a fat useless cunt donkey? – Hollywood Tuna

Unlike some of the weak posers out there, Kate Bush is truly dedicated to her art! – Jezebel

Padma Lakshmi has a murph – Popoholic

We could all use a peen break, so here’s the peen belonging to Ricky Martin’s future husband – OMG Blog

Daddy Spears better get Brit Brit Spears ever single thing in this post – Pajiba

Vince Neil isn’t playing at Jabba the Trump’s inauguration – SOW

Angela Bassett will be in the Black Panther movie – Just Jared

Alicia Silverstone brings her bare nalgas out to save the sheep – Popsugar

Pic: Getty

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